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I Deny the Holy Spirit Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

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So, a while back, the Rational Responders (I think) issued this “Blasphemy Challenge” along with Brian Flemming, director of the great documentary, The God That Wasn’t There, that provides a strong argument that the Jesus of the Bible didn’t even exist (after all, Paul, typically considered the one that really got Christianity rolling, didn’t make any mention of his existence on Earth, the myth of Mary, any of the miracles or even the crucifixion). The idea is that in one part of the bible, it calls denying the holy spirit an unforgivable sin:

“Truly, I say to you, all sins will be forgiven the children of man, and whatever blasphemies they utter, but whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit never has forgiveness, but is guilty of an eternal sin. [Mark 3:28-29]“

Anywho, the concept was the first 1001 people that posted a video on YouTube stating that they “deny the holy spirit” would receive a free copy of the DVD sent to them. Some people that denied online include Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris and Christopher Hitchens.

So, Jilly and I have got in the habit of saying this every so often, just for kicks (and, well, because we do *not* believe in that superstition). Jilly mentioned the other day about getting that tattooed on us. That’d be pretty funny, I think. I’m *almost* tempted to take her up on that.

So, officially: Carlton Stedman II forever denies the holy spirit. Also, Jesus is a smuck (if he ever even existed).

Criss Angel is awesome and Republican genuflection Wednesday, November 7th, 2007

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So, clip from the new show “Phenomenon”: clip. Just ridiculous guy, and look how that asshole Uri Geller gives him respect (I’d call him a fraud, but I don’t want to be sued like James Randi). Really getting tired of all this supernatural “psychic” mumbo-jumbo that’s been getting more and more respect on TV.

That’s why I love what Criss Angel did! Absolutely awesome! I was really worried when I found out he was going to be on this show, with that litigious bastard, Uri Geller (just see Wikipedia). However, clearly, he is adding the skeptic view on this show, and that’s great!

Really need more skepticism in the mainstream. People need to use reason instead of just believing all this supernatural junk.

Also, Mindfreak is awesome and Criss Angel is a crazy good illustionist/”mentalist” (whatever you want to call it) that does *not* purport to have any supernatural powers, but just amazing talent (with a lot of hard work) at sleight of hand, misdirection and trickery. That, combined with his skepticism and apparent desire to attack supernaturalism really makes him seem like a modern Houdini.

On a completely separate note, the latest Freethought Radio podcast from the FFRF had excerpts from a recent event that had all Republican presidential hopefuls genuflecting at a big baptist (I think) church. All of them talked about gods and being a “Christian nation” (which is just a huge lie) and “family values” and such. It almost brought me to angry tears hearing the thunderous applause after Rudy’s and Huckabee’s religious-filled speeches.

These are people who have called the Constitution “quaint” and deprecated and advocate the use of torture on war criminals (which has been shown to offer no reliable data, of course, but that’s really beside the point). These are the same hypocrites that cry fowl when someone wants to remove a bit of undeveloped tissue called a fetus, yet send hundreds to their death row and countless others over to die in a fruitless war where they literally hand out Christian propaganda, only making the situation worse.

Of course, the Democrats are not without their religious ideologues. They aren’t much better, many not saying anything one way or the other on issues like abortion, just tiptoeing around the issue like a coward, begging for votes by just saying whatever they think the crowd wants to hear. And they let the Religious Wrong (they are not right nor Right, really) just keep on doing on the bullshit that they’re doing. It’s obscene!

Ron Paul was the only one to denounce federal involvement in religion and a respect for separation of church and state, at least on a federal level: he’s not against states having rights to make decisions on abortion and all — while certainly better than the federal government unconstitutionally making decisions on it, I still think any government should not be allowed to say what citizens do privately. Notably, he also has opposed the war in Iraq since before it began and was and is against the “PATRIOT” Act (which couldn’t be a worse misnomer).

I really like most of Ron Paul’s ideas, but I worry about his religious background on issues like abortion. Religion really should have no place in politics, as JFK says in this great speech. Really gave me a lot of respect for this man that I don’t really know much about. How could it happen that in 1960 we had a president with such very different ideas (like respecting the Constitution) and now have Bush and Rudy and gang?

I’ve been thinking a lot about it, and as much as I despise liberalism/socialism and their ilk, I can’t help but think that maybe, just maybe, it’s better than theocracy, which is what the large percentage of many so-called “right-wing” politicians, the “neo-cons” and such are pushing for. And it’s really scary when they talk about “Islamo-fascists” and atheists in the same vain and use phrases like “War on Religion” while denouncing people like Dawkins, Hitchens and Harris. We should not forget what they are doing right now to the “Islamo-fascists” in Gauntanamo Bay and their other “War on Drugs” and “War on Terrorism”.

I really wish that the “conservatives” were conservative and kept the government free of religion as the Constitution clearly outlines. But I can’t help but think that the liberals will, indirectly, make it worse too, by further empowering the government so that when the theocratics finally do get to power they have a stranglehold on our Freedom. Then were just a couple of “PATRIOT” acts away from imprisoning atheists.

Wikipedia does "ID" Friday, October 12th, 2007

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“Intelligent design,” better known as “Creationism” or just plain dumb, is the featured article on Wikipedia today: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intelligent_design

Some parts I thought were funny:
“Advocates of intelligent design claim it is a scientific theory,[8] and seek to fundamentally redefine science to accept supernatural explanations.[9]

“[Intelligent Design] stands in opposition to conventional biological science, which relies on the scientific method to explain life through observable processes such as mutation and natural selection.[24][25]

“No articles supporting intelligent design have been published in peer-reviewed scientific journals, nor has intelligent design been the subject of scientific research or testing.[31]

“Although intelligent design itself does not name the designer, the leaders of the intelligent design movement have said that the designer is the Christian God.[46][27][47][48]

“Irreducible complexity has remained a popular argument among advocates of intelligent design; in the Dover trial, however, the court held that “Professor Behe’s claim for irreducible complexity has been refuted in peer-reviewed research papers and has been rejected by the scientific community at large.”[65]

“Asserting the need for a designer of complexity also raises the question “What designed the designer?”[88] Intelligent design proponents say that the question is irrelevant to or outside the scope of intelligent design.[89]

“Critics have asserted that intelligent design proponents cannot legitimately infer that an intelligent designer is behind the part of the process that is not understood scientifically, since they have not shown that anything supernatural has occurred.”

“In light of the apparent failure of intelligent design to adhere to scientific standards, in September 2005, 38 Nobel laureates issued a statement saying “Intelligent design is fundamentally unscientific; it cannot be tested as scientific theory because its central conclusion is based on belief in the intervention of a supernatural agent.”[167]

“In October 2005, a coalition representing more than 70,000 Australian scientists and science teachers issued a statement saying “intelligent design is not science” and called on “all schools not to teach Intelligent Design (ID) as science, because it fails to qualify on every count as a scientific theory.”[168]

The whole ID movement would be uproariously funny if it weren’t so big. It would be put aside with the Flat Earth Society, which fortunately seems to be much smaller.

It’s just so ridiculous that so many people can believe in this blatant “god of the gaps” concept where evolution through natural selection has so much evidence. There is no evidence of a designer, period. I particularly like the statement above mentioning that the number of articles pro-ID published in scientific journals is zero.

Well, back to work.

Man sues god Tuesday, September 25th, 2007

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Although I’m sure the majority of my blog constituency (all three of them) have read about this, it’s just to hilarious not to mention: God sued over pestilence and terror.

Mr. Chambers was recently interviewed on Freethought Radio, talking about this suit and more. Also, recently they talked about a teacher in Wisconsin (I think) who has caused some stir about the elementary school sending home Jesus flyers. These flyers are for a local Sunday school, are stuffed into the kids’ backpacks and are really pernicious, basically letting it be known that the kids better get right with Jesus if the parents know what’s good for them. Very inappropriate, and the FFRF is fighting the school, as they should.

Well, back to work.

Just made me freaking laugh Wednesday, September 5th, 2007

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This just made me literally laugh out loud.

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Ridiculous Vista bug Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

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This is just so ridiculous: http://www.engadget.com/2007/08/28/vista-bug-puts-a-snag-in-network-traffic-when-music-is-playing/

Yes, you read right, Vista slows down the network when you are playing music in Media Player! Not that anyone really uses Media Player anymore.

Still, that is just ridiculous! Someone also said that it took up to 41% of their resources on a really new computer just to play a freaking MP3. Yeah, I’ll *definitely* be sticking with Linux for a long, long time, thankyouverymuch.

Funny Mario Stuff Monday, August 13th, 2007

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Yeah, so here’s what I did on my lunch break today, watch funny Mario-related videos on YouTube. Here’s some links:

* Super Mario Bros: Frustration pt1 — someone playing a modded level for SMB which is just frigging hilarious, although very realistic
* Super Mario Bros: Frustration pt2part 2 of the above
* Super Mario Bros: Frustration pt3 — part 3 of the above
* Super Mario Life — a “day in the life” of Mario
* Mario: Game Over — Mario’s life after the games
* Grand Theft Mario — from Robot Chicken, what if the Mario brothers went to Vice City?

Will iPhone blend? Wednesday, July 11th, 2007

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Ah, gotta love those “Will it Blend?” guys from Blendtec. This time, they try an iPhone: here.

Great stuff.

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